You Passed the US Citizenship Test |
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! |
Unfortunately 9o% of my students could not pass a portion of this test this year. I wonder how many "Legal Americans" could?
Twisting the raw shapeless minds of our nation's youth
9 comments:
Whew! I passed, too. And only had to guess (after eliminating obviously wrong answers) on three.
Good, you can stay in the land of abundant bones.
Yippee. I passed. I got a 100%!D'ya think that maybe now they'll let me teach social studies?
Why not, they let me do it!
10/10, yes!
bdh
10/10. But I would have had to quit my job if I'd scored lower than that.
me too
Damn! I missed 3. Does that mean I didn't pay attention in history class? Or just that I should remain a social worker and not a teacher?
It means that the "President" will present you with a "medal of bravery" for being the only person who had the guts to admit they missed a question as you are escorted out of the country by the minute men.
(for those who don't know me please imply the necessary sarcasim)
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